QUOTE(Jaskolka @ 2009 02 21, 12:36)
Good morning..
I am after the sickest dream ever and he does not write to me

I am starting to freak out
What was your dream about?
QUOTE(Capricorn @ 2009 02 21, 12:54)
A mother-in-law is a very unacceptable person

For me
Why you dont like your mother-in-law?
And for fun, I have found few funny english mistranslations
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
- English well talking.
- Here speeching American.
I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself.