How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Woody Allen Papildyta:C.S. Lewis:
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You, too? Thought I was the only one."
Edgar Watson Howe:
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
Friedrich Nietzsche:
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
Henri Nouwen:
When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives means the most us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving much advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a gentle and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares.
Martin Luther King, jr.:
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends
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