Essex'o mamytės ir ne tik

nu ir kaip,baisu buvo???
O katorga cia kas???tavo mylimas darbas???

ir kaip egzas,labai baisus buvo? ar zinojai ka nors

O kodel i katorga darbas zmogu puosia..turbut todel baisiai grazi nesu

egzas tai visai nebaisus, galeciau ir tikra laikyti be pasiruosimo
Katorga todel, kad uzknyyyyyyyyso negyvai
jetau, kazkaip dar kita savaite pratempti ir truputi atostogu vel turesiu, o tada dar po savaites, 2 sav atostogu turesiu .Ir siaip laukiu vaiku atostogu labai, nes kai rytais nereikia del mokyklos keltis, man tada ir tas darbas ne taip ziauru, o taip tai visada nedamiegojus.
Siandien ziuriu vel labai karsta, ka veiksit?

ka cia nuveiksi,ieskau naujos filmavimo kameros, tai kiek daug suzinojau noris ir geros,ir nebrangios,bet kaip visad,vienoj vienas,kitoj kitas, o jei kartu tai ir kaina kanda .. norejau sikna padeginti,bet tos saulutes per maza. Siandien mokykloj buvo big breakfast,tai pusryciavom mokykos kieme visi,o po pamoku buvo summer fete,tai mazoji veida issipaise,ant bouncy castle pasokinejo

Gerai atostogos, pailsesi jau ir as vaiku atostogu laukiu, bet tada namai aukstyn kojom bus

Cia toms kurios augina mergaites

This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

I was due for a smear with the doctor later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the facecloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.

I threw the facecloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked

over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, & cooking.

After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mummy, where's my facecloth?"

I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter saved inside it."

NEVER going back to that doctor - EVER!!


Papildyta:

Kaip fainiai

As po vakarykscio baliaus su skaudancia galva, bet vaistu isgeriau jau gereja, eisiu pasideginti.

Veba,oi geras prisijuokiau
Tai kada tau jau tikrasis egzaminas ? kaip degintis sekes ? as ir vel mirkau prie juros, stebuklas kad i vandeni ilipau

Tikrasis 15d. bet tai sia savaite nueisiiu 2 kart ir vsiooooo, mano kancios baigtos kas i svecius nori ??? sekmadieni i skotija isvaziuojam grisiu tik del to egzo , nu dar biski ir del vaiku mokyklos
Bet vakar biski vejuota buvo, nebuvo salta prie juros?
As planavau i braskiu ferma vakar vaziuoti, bet vyras netiketai i berlina turejo isskristi, tai dabar nezinau kada iseis, bijau, kad braskiu nebebus like. Daividija nebuvai nuvaziavus?

As i svecius noriu
Tai kad prie juros nei debeselio, vejukas buvo,bet siltas toks,o va parvaziuojant i londona,tai net stebejomes,kad toks didelis debesis uztrauktas. Snekejom,kad jei butume nevaziave, tikrai nepatiketume,kad ten toks fainas oras buvo.
O tai tu isvaziuosi i skotija,tai vaikai neis i mokykla as paliksi juos kam

Mes sedejom namie ir nieko neveikem,is neturejimo ka veikt,su MB ismaukem buteli sampano..vakar issikepem saslu ir viskas...norejom vaziuot i uogu ferma,ale kad karstoka buvo,lauksim kol atves,as braskiu tai nenoriu,mano darze puva,noriu avieciu,vysniu,agrastu,kitam savaitgaliui bus kaip tik,ale turbut neiseis nuvykt,MB gimtadienis,jis niekada nesvencia,bet visada kazkas atvyksta nekviestas...
Veba,as irgi mielai i svecius isiprasyciau

Nu tai mes ten labai trumpam vaziuojam , sakau vien del to egzo turesim gristi 3 -ni, o isvaziuosim sekmadieni, nu tai ir vaikai nenueis 3 dienas. Kiti tai pasiliks ten visai savaitei.
Gerai, i svecius yra norinciu, reiks organizuoti

tai i kalnus ten vaziuojat? grazi ta skotija,nors nei karto ten nebuvau

norinciu ,tai yra tik susiorganizuot reikia

tik ne penktadieni ir ketvirtadieni,uzsikasus prie dujines stovesiu