QUOTE(Saulėgrąža_ @ 2013 11 12, 13:23)
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Seduction and snacks by Tara Sivec. Goodread'e išmetė man kaip rekomenduotiną. Neva tai irgi funny.

Čia irgi serija. Tai ką galiu pasakyt, visai nieko, nors dar nedaug perskaičiau, bet na ir kaip toliau neskaityt, kai prunkšti nuo kiekvieno sakinio.
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And lets face it people, no one is ever honest with you about child birth. Not even your mother. Its a pain you forget all about once you have that sweet little baby in your arms. Bullshit. I CALL BULLSHIT. Any friend, cousin, or nosey-ass stranger in the grocery store that tells you its not that bad is a lying sack of shit. Your vagina is roughly the size of the girth of a penis. It has to stretch and open andturn into a giant bat cave so the life-*** human youve been growing for nine months can angrily claw its way out. Who in their right mind would do that willingly? Youre just walking along one day and think to yourself, You know, I think its time I turn my vagina into an Arbys Beef and Cheddar (minus the cheddar) and saddle myself down for a minimum of eighteen years to someone who will suck the soul and the will to live right out of my body so Im a shell of the person I used to be and cant get laid even if I pay for it.
I took eleventy-billion home pregnancy tests, after drinking a gallon of milk so I would have enough pee for all of them
[then] I Googled milk and pregnancy tests to make sure I didnt just spend 37 minutes of my life staring in horror at positive pregnancy tests
because pasteurization messed with the hormones and created a false positive.
It doesnt, just in case you were wondering.
O šioji išvis pribaigė:
"I decided
I was going to be a labor and delivery consultant. I was going to stand next to every single woman in labor and every time.. the womans husband said something stupid like, Just breathe through the pain, it would be my job to squeeze the living **** out of their reproductive organs until they were curled up in the fetal position
and Id say Just breathe through the pain, asshole!
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QUOTE(Isila @ 2013 11 12, 13:30)
Aš irgi LT nebeskaitau, nes siunčiuosi. Apie pirkimą išvis nekalbu. Vakar knygyne buvom, nuolaidos geros, yra ką pirkti. Ale pasižiūriu, pavartau ir neimu - skaityklėj perskaitysiu

Vyras bumba, kad nebeliko ką Kalėdom dovanot
Knygyne pirkau tik Petrausko "Lemtingi sprendimai" ir va Rojų nusipirkau tam, kad lentynoje prie kolekcijos gulėtų, bet visa kita jau elektroninės knygos ir jei tai amerikiečiu, australų ar anglų kūryba, tai tik originalo kalba.

Vyras irgi jau sakė,
"Tai, o ką Kalėdų seniui tada atnešt?"